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#101 2008-05-06 21:55:34

TheBodziO
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From: Dukla, Poland
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

You know what? Let's wikify it! smile

It's not the best thing when they call you a "member" you know… wink

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#102 2008-05-06 22:36:24

wuischke
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

ornitorrincos: Is the second one euskera? I only know a few sentences (Langabezian nago. wink ), so I might be mistaken.

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#103 2008-05-07 01:49:21

ssjlegendx
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Converting ASCII to binary:

0100000101110010011000110110100000100000011010010111001100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110001001100101011100110111010000100001

Hex:

417263682069732074686520626573742100

Octal:

101162143150040151163040164150145040142145163164041

(Yeah, I cheated. tongue)

Last edited by ssjlegendx (2008-05-07 01:52:14)

#!/vim/rocks

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#104 2008-05-07 03:33:05

paramthegreat
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

This one should also be added ...

public class ArchlinuxIsTheBest {
    public static void main(String args[]) {
        System.out.println("\nArch is the best!!\n");
    }
}

Run it ..
javac ArchlinuxIsTheBest.java
java ArchlinuxIsTheBest

It works on windows, mac, linux, bsd, solaris .... big_smile (portable, WORA code) tongue

Last edited by paramthegreat (2008-05-07 03:33:40)

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#105 2008-05-07 10:32:19

drag0nl0rd
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Czech:

Arch je nejlepší!

smile)

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#106 2008-05-07 11:13:22

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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Now, that the simple script that started all has grown, it seems obvious, that a full fledged multi-media application is necessary to do the job. The beginning was purely KISS, but now, for external representation i think that Arch needs more of a "KISS MY ASS" style. Therefore the application have to make use of sound hardware, that has become widely adopted in desktop computers. But instead of using something from the Arch Theme Song Collection, I propose to use something that clearly states: THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST

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#107 2008-05-07 11:32:06

Allan
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

TheBodziO wrote:

You know what? Let's wikify it! smile

Started... http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Arch_is_the_best

I need to leave it for the moment so feel free to contribute!

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#108 2008-05-07 17:11:36

ornitorrincos
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

ornitorrincos: Is the second one euskera? I only know a few sentences (Langabezian nago. wink ), so I might be mistaken.

yes, I wondered if anyone was going to notice it smile

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#109 2008-05-07 21:14:23

ckristi
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

For kernel mode, add to init/main.c (in your kernel source directory) the following:

printk ("Arch is the best");

Patch submitted to Linus. Awaiting Mr. Torvalds response. smile

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#110 2008-05-07 21:30:44

moljac024
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

ckristi wrote:

For kernel mode, add to init/main.c (in your kernel source directory) the following:

printk ("Arch is the best");

Patch submitted to Linus. Awaiting Mr. Torvalds response. smile

Omg, you have to inform us of Linus' response big_smile

Last edited by moljac024 (2008-05-07 21:36:25)

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#111 2008-05-07 22:05:03

ckristi
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Linus said it must be thoroughly tested (so everyone, pick a copy of Arch and do it)... and maybe it will be merged upstream in the 3.0.x or 3.2.x version of the kernel. ;-)

Last edited by ckristi (2008-05-07 22:05:32)

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#112 2008-05-08 08:06:39

The_Major
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

ckristi wrote:

Linus said it must be thoroughly tested (so everyone, pick a copy of Arch and do it)... and maybe it will be merged upstream in the 3.0.x or 3.2.x version of the kernel. ;-)

We can't wait that long, time to work on a patchset wink

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#113 2008-05-08 11:29:28

firewalker
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

A loadable Kernel module for "Arch is the Best!".

aitb.c

/* aitb.c - "Arch Is The Best!" kernel module
 */
#include <linux/module.h> 
#include <linux/kernel.h>


int init_module(void)
{
   printk("Arch is the Best!\n");
    
   return 0;
}


void cleanup_module(void)
{
  printk(KERN_ALERT "Removing aitb module...\n");
  printk(KERN_ALERT "Arch is still the Best!\n");
}

Makefile

obj-m += aitb.o

all:
    make -C /lib/modules/`uname -r`/build M=`pwd` modules

clean:
    make -C /lib/modules/`uname -r`/build M=`pwd` clean

Just enter to the directory where aitb.c is located an run the command:

make -C /lib/modules/`uname -r`/build M=`pwd` modules

Last edited by firewalker (2008-05-08 11:34:12)

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#114 2008-05-08 13:27:36

Borb
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

%!PS
/Font /Helvetica-Bold findfont def
/FontSize 72 def

Font FontSize scalefont setfont

{newpath 0 0 moveto (Arch is the Best!) show showpage} loop

Run this on your printer and go and stick the output somewhere smile

Last edited by Borb (2008-05-08 13:28:04)

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#115 2008-05-08 21:33:39

Dusty
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

To commemorate everyone's outstanding commitment to this worthwhile project, I created a couple of Arch Schwag products:

http://www.zazzle.com/archlinux/product … 1757299947
http://www.zazzle.com/arch_is_the_best_ … 5313657831

Hope you all enjoy.

Dusty

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#116 2008-05-08 22:00:21

lucke
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Yay, I want a shirt like that.

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#117 2008-05-08 23:01:03

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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Dusty wrote:

To commemorate everyone's outstanding commitment to this worthwhile project, I created a couple of Arch Schwag products:

http://www.zazzle.com/archlinux/product … 1757299947
http://www.zazzle.com/arch_is_the_best_ … 5313657831

Hope you all enjoy.

Dusty

Ahaha! big_smile

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#118 2008-05-08 23:54:52

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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

haskell:

main = do putStrLn "Arch is the Best!"

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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#119 2008-05-08 23:56:53

jb
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From: Florida
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Due to the enormous popularity of this functionality, here's the HDL so it can one day be hardware accelerated.

use std.textio.all;

entity the_best is
end the_best;

architecture arch_is of the_best is
begin
       p : proclamation
       variable l:line;
       begin
               write(l, String'("Arch is the best!"));
               writeline(output, l);
               wait;
       end proclamation;
end arch_is;

...

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#120 2008-05-09 01:05:51

peart
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

I'm surprised nobody has done this in the D programming language yet.  Nah, not really.  That was sarcasm.

Phobos library:

import std.stdio;                                                                           

void main()
{                                                                                           
    writefln("Arch is the best!");
}

Tango library:

import tango.io.Stdout;

void main()                                                                                 
{                                                                                           
    Stdout("Arch is the best!").newline;
}

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#121 2008-05-09 08:03:57

xelados
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

This topic is fucking hilarious.

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#122 2008-05-09 08:34:30

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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Actually we might consider closing the source on this one.

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#123 2008-05-09 09:57:27

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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Maybe you are missing the fundamental of programming...

archdiagramrv0.png

As you can see you can express your free opinion!

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#124 2008-05-09 11:00:06

shining
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

xelados wrote:

This topic is fucking hilarious.

I read that as : "the topic is censored, hilarious!" and was wondering wtf it meant..

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#125 2008-05-09 11:11:55

wuischke
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Re: A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Erlang:

-module(arch).
-export([arch_is_the_best/0]).

arch_is_the_best() -> io:fwrite("Arch is the best!\n").

Usage:

$ erl
1> c(arch).
{ok,arch}
2> arch:arch_is_the_best().
Arch is the best!
ok

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