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#1 2006-01-31 23:13:11

apeiro
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From: Victoria, BC, Canada
Registered: 2002-08-12
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Job Posting

Hey all,

I do some contract work as a web coder and sysadmin, and the company is looking for an additional coder for web-based stuff.  Primarily PHP/MySQL right now, but possibly some Rails stuff in the future.

It'd be a contract, work-at-home gig, and mostly full-time.  Benefits include me berating you all the time via email and IM; looming, stringent deadlines; and a boss who consistently fails his court-ordered psych-analysis tests.

Sound like your cup of tea?  Here's the job posting.

http://wondermill.com/code_ninja.html

The application URL is tweaked ever so slightly.  This is intended as a mini quiz to make sure we only get applicants who know some stuff.  Hopefully it's not too hard.


- J

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#2 2006-02-01 04:39:17

dust
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Re: Job Posting

hahaha, that posting is great.


Writing stories for a machine.

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#3 2006-02-01 08:53:55

arooaroo
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From: London, UK
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Re: Job Posting

(Except jerks. Jerks need not apply.)

Dang!

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#4 2006-02-01 17:37:19

cactus
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From: t͈̫̹ͨa͖͕͎̱͈ͨ͆ć̥̖̝o̫̫̼s͈̭̱̞͍̃!̰
Registered: 2004-05-25
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Re: Job Posting

Yeah. I'm boned now.
sad


"Be conservative in what you send; be liberal in what you accept." -- Postel's Law
"tacos" -- Cactus' Law
"t̥͍͎̪̪͗a̴̻̩͈͚ͨc̠o̩̙͈ͫͅs͙͎̙͊ ͔͇̫̜t͎̳̀a̜̞̗ͩc̗͍͚o̲̯̿s̖̣̤̙͌ ̖̜̈ț̰̫͓ạ̪͖̳c̲͎͕̰̯̃̈o͉ͅs̪ͪ ̜̻̖̜͕" -- -̖͚̫̙̓-̺̠͇ͤ̃ ̜̪̜ͯZ͔̗̭̞ͪA̝͈̙͖̩L͉̠̺͓G̙̞̦͖O̳̗͍

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#5 2006-02-01 21:43:28

phrakture
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From: behind you
Registered: 2003-10-29
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Re: Job Posting

arooaroo wrote:

(Except jerks. Jerks need not apply.)

Dang!

Hey, wait - you stole that from Xentac's job posting!

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#6 2006-02-01 21:52:00

Xentac
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From: Victoria, BC
Registered: 2003-01-17
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Re: Job Posting

Funny story, I stole it from Wondermill's posting...


I have discovered that all of mans unhappiness derives from only one source, not being able to sit quietly in a room
- Blaise Pascal

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#7 2006-02-01 21:58:58

lucke
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From: Poland
Registered: 2004-11-30
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Re: Job Posting

Ha! Reminds me of that battle between trolls and dwarfs in Discworld - the only one in history of whole Universum where two sides of the conflict managed to ambush each other.

Xentac stole from Wondermill and Wondermill stole from Xentac at the same time ;-)

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