The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

seth · 2022-08-23 13:17:06

Recently, some images of Jupiter, taken by the Webb telescope, circulate in the mainstream media.
I know for a fact that those images are by demand of the world government doctored! The truth is withheld from the public audience!
Don't ask how, but I got access to the UNMANIPULATED high resolution shot (for your convenience only cropped to 16:9, ~2.3MB) and happily share it with fellow archers to spread the TRUTH about Jupiter!!!

(Hopefully imgur doesn't delete them, or I'll be submitted to an asylum )

qinohe · 2022-08-23 18:16:56

at least you brought a big smile on my face hahaha

CarbonChauvinist · 2022-08-24 02:44:31

Nice new wallpaper for my desktop, thanks for sharing.

rado84 · 2023-04-20 01:10:27

Frack Jupiter, I'm more interested in what's the thing left from it. It's not a natural formation:

seth · 2023-04-20 06:07:12

You were not suppos…
Intergalactic snowflake. Nothing special to see here. Move along. Stop asking questions.

rado84 · 2023-04-20 08:43:13

Bul! This explanation may work for the "intelligent" Windows users but I wasn't born yesterday. Nature doesn't build in straight lines and that "snowflake" has a glowing hexagon with 6 straight walls + another 6 straight pipes connected to what looks like 6 pods with antennas on each of them. It looks more like a space mine, than a space snowflake.

seth wrote:

You were not suppos…

Tough luck! I always look at all details in a picture. That's why I was the only one who noticed a yellow brick street from "GRID 2, WSR Season 2" in a picture with a safe for work gamer girl.

Sloppy work, NASA, sloppy work! If you don't want me to see what I'm 100% confident it exists (aliens), you should remove them from the pictures altogether!

seth · 2023-04-20 13:49:26

THen wrap your head around what was recently spotted over Alaska…
https://i.imgur.com/b4rdqD5.jpg

ewaller · 2023-04-20 13:53:02

It all has to do with 4-20

Speaking of 4-20, https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/spacex … index.html

seth · 2023-04-20 14:19:14

I'd not put it beyond him to have delayed the start because of that.
But the Jews probably objected to any kind of celebration on this day (look up why) and zapped the thing with their space lasers

Awebb · 2023-04-20 14:30:49

I'm in Switzerland right now, so I won't participate in the festivities.

schard · 2023-04-20 15:00:32

ewaller wrote:

It all has to do with 4-20
Speaking of 4-20, https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/spacex … index.html

I love their euphemisms. If we'd ever have a security incident, I'd call it "unscheduled data access by a third party".

Arch Linux

#1 2022-08-23 13:17:06

The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#2 2022-08-23 18:16:56

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#3 2022-08-24 02:44:31

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#4 2023-04-20 01:10:27

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#5 2023-04-20 06:07:12

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#6 2023-04-20 08:43:13

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#7 2023-04-20 13:49:26

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#8 2023-04-20 13:53:02

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#9 2023-04-20 14:19:14

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#10 2023-04-20 14:30:49

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

#11 2023-04-20 15:00:32

Re: The NASA is LYING! to you!!!

Board footer