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vsk

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Registered: 2008-05-27

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Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

Seeing as Arch's community has a relatively significant population of (ex?) Ubuntu Noobs, I felt the urge to include a little splurge about it on Uncylopedia. The fact that I wrote it is a bit ironic, because I am an ex Ubuntu noob myself (used it for almost a year before I called it quits).

I'm posting this thread to see if my statements actually resonate with the Arch community or not really - and if anyone has serious objections to it I'll remove it. But hey, it's just a joke...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Archlinux#Ubuntu_Noobs

edit: I doubt this is worth noting, but this is my first time using uncyclopedia so I hope I really hope you like it.

Last edited by vsk (2008-08-11 15:53:44)

bangkok_manouel

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Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

i just love this one

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timetrap

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Registered: 2008-06-05

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Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

I think we should start a Noobuntu user support group.

I went through some apt-get withdraws until I discovered that pacman is a much more powerful narcotic.

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Interesting .... ಠ_ರೃ

vsk

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Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

I went through some apt-get withdraws until I discovered that pacman is a much more powerful narcotic.

That should definitely be on uncyclopedia.

Arkane

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Registered: 2008-02-18

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Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

I'm posting this thread to see if my statements actually resonate with the Arch community or not really - and if anyone has serious objections to it I'll remove it. But hey, it's just a joke...

Methinks you don't quite yet have the right mindset to contribute to Uncyclopedia.

(head here or here for some good pointers to get you started)

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What does not kill you will hurt a lot.

skottish

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Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

The almighty Judd has succeeded in making Archlinux the only Linux distribution which has a community that combines all the bad features of the ones Slackware and Gentoo have to offer.

If something fails, it probably means you died. Say your prayers. Wait. It's too late.

Yay! I like this page.

Last edited by skottish (2008-08-11 17:51:55)

DonVla

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Registered: 2007-06-07

Posts: 997

Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

the gentoo article is really funny:

"Fuck this shit, I'm getting Ubuntu!!!"
~ God on Gentoo

Gentoo .... founded by Daniel Robbins, Nvidia, IBM, Pol Pot and ricers.

hahaha pol pot.

The license rights granted under this EULA are limited to the first 600000 hours of desperate grasping during the setup sequence of the Software.

and so on...

cardinals_fan

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Registered: 2008-02-03

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Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

I LOVE the Slackware page

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Xyne

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Re: Uncyclopedia Arch Linux Entry - Ubuntu Noobs

From the Gentoo page:

Today, Linux distros are so idiot-proof that you can put their install CDs into the floppy drive upside-down and the fucker will still work.

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