A script proclaiming Arch's superiority

Themaister · 2008-12-07 11:54:21

I love this thread so much.

[eXr] · 2008-12-08 05:51:53

Galician

Arch é o mellor!

Added to the wiki too.

Cyrusm · 2008-12-10 19:34:29

I simply can't believe this thread is still alive, and I can't believe the improvements the community has provided to my "arch pytranslatifier 1.0.0" program! Open source developement at its finest!

elmer_42 · 2008-12-11 00:19:41

I added the Galician translation to arch.rb

# 10 Dec 16:18:30 PST
# Added Galician trnaslation
# 11 Nov 06:44:53 PST
# Italian tranlsation fixed
# 11 Nov 19:07:14 PST
# Added Spanish translation
# 11 Nov 06:56:44 PST
# Added French translation
puts "Pick a language (or type quit to quit):"
%w(english spanish french chinese german galician greek dutch italian australian norwegian swedish 4chan valley portuguese lol russian).each do |i|
    puts i.capitalize
end
lang = gets.chomp.downcase
case lang
    when "english"
        puts "Arch is the best!"
    when "spanish"
        puts "Arch es el mejor!"
    when "french"
        puts "Arch est le meilleur!"
    when "chinese"
        puts "Write it in Chinese!"
    when "german"
        puts "Arch ist das beste!"
    when "galician"
        puts "Arch é o mellor!"
    when "greek"
        puts "Το Arch είναι το καλύτερο!"
    when "dutch"
        puts "Arch is de beste!"
    when "italian"
        puts "Arch è la migliore!"
    when "australian"
        puts "Arch, you little ripper! Mate, that's fully sick, tops!"
    when "norwegian"
        puts "Arch er best!"
    when "swedish"
        puts "Arch är bäst!"
    when "4chan"
        puts "i liek arch, eh is a pretty cool guy! eh has kiss method"
        puts "and doesn't afraid of anything!"
    when "valley"
        puts "Arch's not the best!? As if, I'm so sure!"
    when "portuguese"
        puts "Arch Linux é o melhor!"
    when "lol"
        puts "lulz, n00b - arch is teh pwnz0r"
    when "russian"
        puts "Арч лучший!"
    when "quit"
        puts "May the Arch be with you."
        exit
    else
        puts "Unknown language \"#{lang}\""
end

[eXr] · 2008-12-11 17:31:38

elmer_42 wrote:

I added the Galician translation to arch.rb

Hey! Great work. Thank you!

lldmer · 2008-12-11 23:24:49

Themaister wrote:

I love this thread so much.

Let's write a script proclaiming this threads superiority:P

elmer_42 · 2008-12-11 23:48:39

[eXr] wrote:

elmer_42 wrote:
added the Galician translation
Thank you!

If I didn't add it, I would be a racist.

Oh, and lldmer, here's a ruby version:

puts "The thread called \"A script proclaiming Arch's superiority\" is the best!"

e:Snap! I missed the Finnish translation

# 11 Dec 18:39:49 PST
# Added Finnish translation
# 10 Dec 16:18:30 PST
# Added Galician translation
# 11 Nov 06:44:53 PST
# Italian tranlsation fixed
# 11 Nov 19:07:14 PST
# Added Spanish translation
# 11 Nov 06:56:44 PST
# Added French translation
puts "Pick a language (or type quit to quit):"
%w(english spanish french finnish chinese german galician greek dutch italian australian norwegian swedish 4chan valley portuguese lol russian).each do |i|
    puts i.capitalize
end
lang = gets.chomp.downcase
case lang
    when "english"
        puts "Arch is the best!"
    when "spanish"
        puts "Arch es el mejor!"
    when "french"
        puts "Arch est le meilleur!"
    when "finnish"
        puts "Arch on paras!"
    when "chinese"
        puts "Write it in Chinese!"
    when "german"
        puts "Arch ist das beste!"
    when "galician"
        puts "Arch é o mellor!"
    when "greek"
        puts "Το Arch είναι το καλύτερο!"
    when "dutch"
        puts "Arch is de beste!"
    when "italian"
        puts "Arch è la migliore!"
    when "australian"
        puts "Arch, you little ripper! Mate, that's fully sick, tops!"
    when "norwegian"
        puts "Arch er best!"
    when "swedish"
        puts "Arch är bäst!"
    when "4chan"
        puts "i liek arch, eh is a pretty cool guy! eh has kiss method"
        puts "and doesn't afraid of anything!"
    when "valley"
        puts "Arch's not the best!? As if, I'm so sure!"
    when "portuguese"
        puts "Arch Linux é o melhor!"
    when "lol"
        puts "lulz, n00b - arch is teh pwnz0r"
    when "russian"
        puts "Арч лучший!"
    when "quit"
        puts "May the Arch be with you."
        exit
    else
        puts "Unknown language \"#{lang}\""
end

Last edited by elmer_42 (2008-12-14 00:14:12)

lucke · 2008-12-13 21:46:28

How dare you typo in the name of this thread, elmer! How disgraceful! Repent, repent!

(that proves that open source makes bug spotting, and hence squashing, easier)

Last edited by lucke (2008-12-13 21:48:14)

elmer_42 · 2008-12-14 00:14:31

Have no fear, the code has been fixed!

lucke · 2009-02-25 14:01:30

As it's been almost a year since the inception of the original script, and the new release deserves a celebration of great magnitude, I present you the updated version of the script, affirming Arch's superiority.

#!/bin/sh

echo "Arch is still the best!"

Last edited by lucke (2009-02-25 14:03:56)

TheBodziO · 2009-02-25 15:10:35

@elmer_42: check out http://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Arc … anslations for translations

kakTuZ · 2009-02-25 19:34:33

lucke wrote:

echo "Arch is still the best!"

#!/bin/sh

yes 'Arch is still the best!'

TheBodziO · 2009-02-25 20:07:04

@kakTuZ: that one brought a smile to my old, tired, flappy face

kagutsuchi713 · 2009-02-25 20:13:02

Added Japanese version to the wiki

アーチュが一番ですよ！

lucke · 2009-02-25 20:36:53

Hehe, 凄い!

stefanwilkens · 2009-02-25 21:01:23

all these versions!

Can we please set-up a CVS to streamline our efforts towards this amazing acchievement?

area · 2009-02-25 21:06:01

hmmmm I see proof that we all have far too little to do (including myself for reading all 12 pages of this post )

Arch Rules +2

meijin · 2009-03-16 09:57:19

hebrew virsion:

ארצ' זה הטוב ביותר!

jelly · 2009-03-16 14:16:48

Arch is the best in assembly (Intel Arch)

.text

Hello:  .asciz "Arch is the best!" 

.global main


main:   pushl    $Hello  
    call    printf  
    movl    $0, (%esp) 
    call    exit

ornitorrincos · 2009-03-16 16:18:33

how about avoiding libc?

section .text
        global _start
_start:
mov edx, len
mov ecx, msg
mov ebx, 1
mov eax, 4
int 0x80

mov eax, 1
mov ebx, 0
int 0x80

section .data
msg db 'Arch is the Best!', 0xA
len equ $ - msg

or in x86-64 assembly:

section .text
        global _start
_start:
mov rdi, 1
mov rsi, msg
mov rdx, len
mov rax, 1
syscall

mov rax, 60
mov rdi, 0
syscall

section .data
msg db 'Arch is the Best!', 0xA
len equ $ - msg

Both of them with nasm

Lexion · 2009-03-16 20:30:13

#!/bin/bash

while true
do
echo -n "Arch is the Best"
done # for added awesomeness, contact your local retailer at 1800-3141-592 or visit our website: http://www.archisthebest.yourface/

elmer_42 · 2009-03-18 23:02:54

* elmer_42 realizes there's a wiki page with all the translations and rewrites arch.rb

puts "Pick a language:"
["Austrailian", "Bahasa Indonesia", "Basque", "Bengali", "Binary ASCII", "British", "Bulgarian", "Chinese (Simplified)", "Czech", "Danish", "Desrever", "Deutsch", "Dutch", "Filipino", "French", "Galician", "Greek", "h4x0r", "Hantec", "Hindi", "Hungarian", "Japanese", "Norwegian", "Polish", "Portuguese", "Québécois", "Russian", "Serbian", "Slovenian", "Spanish", "Swedish", "Turkish", "Hebrew"].each do |i|
    print "#{i} | "
end
puts ""
lang = gets.chomp.downcase
case lang
when "australian"
    puts "Arch is fair dinkum, mate!"
when "bahasa indonesia"
    puts "Arch terbaik!"
when "basque"
    puts "Arch onena da!"
when "bengali"
    puts "Arch shobcheye bhalo!"
when "binary ascii"
    puts "0100000101110010011000110110100000100000011010010111001100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110001001100101011100110111010000100001"
when "british"
    puts "Arch is simply spiffing."
when "chinese (simplified)"
    puts "Arch 是最牛逼的！"
when "czech"
    puts "Arch je nejlepší!"
when "danish"
    puts "Arch er bedst!"
when "desrever"
    puts "!tseb eht si hcrA"
when "deutsch"
    puts "Arch ist das Beste!"
when "dutch"
    puts "Arch is de beste!"
when "filipino"
    puts "Mabuhay ang Arch!"
when "french"
    puts "Arch est le meilleur!"
when "galician"
    puts "Arch é o mellor!"
when "greek"
    puts "Το Arch είναι το καλύτερο!"
when "h4x0r"
    puts "arhc 51 7he be57!"
when "hantec"
    puts "Arch je nejbetélnější!"
when "hindi"
    puts "आर्ख सब से अच्छा है ।"
when "hungarian"
    puts "Az Arch a legjobb!"
when "japanese"
    puts "アーチュが一番ですよ！"
when "norwegian"
    puts "Arch er best!"
when "polish"
    puts "Arch jest najlepszy!"
when "portuguese"
    puts "Arch é o melhor!"
when "quebecois"
    puts "Arch est le plus meilleure du monde!"
when "québécois"
    puts "Arch est le plus meilleure du monde!"
when "russian"
    puts "Арч - лучший!"
when "serbian"
    puts "Arch je najbolji!"
when "slovenian"
    puts "Arch je najboljši!"
when "spanish"
    puts "¡Arch es la mejor!"
when "swedish"
    puts "Arch är bäst!"
when "turkish"
    puts "Arch en iyisidir!"
when "hebrew"
    puts "ארצ' זה הטוב ביותר!"
when "quit"
    exit
when "exit"
    exit
else
    puts "Sorry, I don't know #{lang}. :("
end

ataraxia · 2009-03-18 23:29:42

Can't we have auto-localization from the LANG variable? That would be the modern, 1337 thing to do.

elmer_42 · 2009-03-19 22:46:21

I could probably do it, but I would need a list of the values of LANG for each language, and somebody to tell me where to find it >.< .

RobertoVanto · 2009-03-20 07:32:45

/etc/locale.gen?

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