ArchLinux's - "Blue Screen" which is Black

Mazur · 2009-09-17 19:30:21

Hello,
It's Thursday today so it is very booring. I don't know what to do so I have created ArchLinux's Black Screen of Death. For what? I have no idea . It is written in C++ and Allegro.

To compile just do: "g++ `allegro-config --libs` "./main.cpp" -o "bluescreen""

#include <allegro.h>

int main() { 
    
    allegro_init();
    
    install_keyboard();
    set_color_depth(32);
    set_gfx_mode(GFX_AUTODETECT_FULLSCREEN, 800, 600, 0, 0);
    set_palette(default_palette);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "A problem has been detected and ArchLinux "
                             "has been shut down to prevent damage "
                             "to your computer.", 20, 20 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);
                             
    textout_ex(screen, font, "The problem seems to be caused by the following file: FIREFOX.SYS", 20, 40 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "PAGE_FAULT_AT_ARCHLINUX_COM", 20, 80 , makecol(255, 270, 255), -1);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "If this is the first time you've seen this Screen of Terror screen, go to IRC and tell that you", 20, 110 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "had Ubuntu (It always help!). If this screen appears again, follow these steps:", 20, 130 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);   
    textout_ex(screen, font, "Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.", 20, 160 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "If this is a new installation, ask Aaron Griffin or check on wiki.", 20, 180 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software", 20, 200 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "especially Catalyst (Hail Kensai) and ATI card and add those packages in", 20, 220 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1);
    textout_ex(screen, font, "your /etc/pacman.conf to groups IgnorePkg.", 20, 240 , makecol(255, 240, 255), -1); 
    textout_ex(screen, font, "Technical information:", 20, 270 , makecol(255, 270, 255), -1);    
    textout_ex(screen, font, "*** STOP: 0x000000050 (0xFD348c83, 0x00000000001, 0xF87Fu7618, 0x000000)", 20, 300 , makecol(255, 270, 255), -1);                                                          
    textout_ex(screen, font, "*** LINUXISCOOLTOO.SYS - Address FB7X82 base at WEGOTBLUE.SYS, DateStamp 47xd88ds (SCREENTOO.BIN)", 20, 330 , makecol(255, 270, 255), -1);     
    
    readkey();  

    allegro_exit();
    
    return 0;
} END_OF_MAIN();

Like it? XD

flamelab · 2009-09-17 19:36:56

Ahahahaha, it's good, lol

Lich · 2009-09-17 20:29:31

2 words: EPIC!

Last edited by Lich (2009-09-17 20:29:47)

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#1 2009-09-17 19:30:21

ArchLinux's - "Blue Screen" which is Black

#2 2009-09-17 19:36:56

Re: ArchLinux's - "Blue Screen" which is Black

#3 2009-09-17 20:29:31

Re: ArchLinux's - "Blue Screen" which is Black

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