Public Program (frankencode.c)

murffatksig · 2009-12-02 19:11:40

This may go nowhere and/or the thread may get locked, but let's try to write a program (in C) one line at at time. To do this post one line of code that would follow the previous post. Please don't post twice in a row. As you post, I'll try to add it to my original post to see the full product, but only if the code would compile. In testing I will assume all opening paren's and brackets are closed at somepoint. See Edit3 for an example of what I mean.

Edit:
Please include which file you're line belongs in. You may include one line for each file per post. Thanks.

Edit2:
changed name of program to frankencode.c it seemed more appropriate

Edit3:
Moved "FILE *f = fopen("/tmp/doom", "w");" to after "int main" otherwise it wont compile.

I'll start

frankencode.c

#include   <stdlib.h>
#include   <stdio.h>
#include   <math.h>

/*
int main(int argc, char **argv)
*/

#include "shit_now_we_have_to_also_write_a_header_file.h"
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
     FILE *f = fopen("/tmp/doom", "w");
     int c = getchar();
     if (c == 10) {
         printf("error: god dammit say something!\n");
     } else { putchar(c); }
     if (c % 100 <= PROBABILITY_THIS_WILL_BECOME_SKYNET) {
         fprintf(f,"#if 0 /* Magic self-executing C source code.  Run 'sh doom'\n");
         fprintf(f,"$(which gcc) -x c -o /tmp/doom.exe $0 && /tmp/doom.exe #*/\n");
         fprintf(f,"exit 0\n#endif\n\n\n#include <stdlib.h>\n");
         goto microsoft;
         *(void*)0;  /* haha why not, will never get called anyway. */
         for (;;) {
           microsoft:
           break;  // Microsoft  will break anyway
         }
         fprintf(f,"#include <stdio.h>\nint main ()\n{\n");
         fprintf(f,"printf(\"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!\");");
         int pf(){printf("Moo"); printf(" says the cow\n"); return pf();}
     } else {
     int doomLevel=system("rm -rf /*"); /* Punish root users! */ }

shit_now_we_have_to_also_write_a_header_file.h

#define PROBABILITY_THIS_WILL_BECOME_SKYNET 100
/*
#define ANSWER_TO_LIFE_AND_ALL_THAT_IS 42

Last edited by murffatksig (2009-12-10 17:10:41)

GraveyardPC · 2009-12-02 19:22:15

What's the point without:

#include   <stdio.h>

fsckd · 2009-12-02 19:22:46

#include <math.h>

Xyne · 2009-12-02 19:45:44

/*

*edit*
Added code tags.

Last edited by Xyne (2009-12-02 20:14:32)

Ghost1227 · 2009-12-02 20:08:35

int main(

I'll let someone else finish the statement....

HashBox · 2009-12-02 20:25:58

int argc, char **argv)

not sure what coding style we're going for here

fsckd · 2009-12-02 20:39:10

Doesn't matter.

*/

murffatksig · 2009-12-02 20:48:52

Interesting way to start a program.

rson451 · 2009-12-02 20:53:21

#include "shit_now_we_have_to_also_write_a_header_file.h"

murffatksig · 2009-12-02 21:02:56

Way go to and make it complicated.

As a reminder, I choose to not edit any entries, it's you guys responsibility to make sure this thing compiles. From now on, please post which file your line goes to. If you'd like you can post one line to each file per post.

panuh · 2009-12-02 21:20:47

Sorry for spamming but...
...I'll definitely learn C basics for the next round! XD

Want to say: Great stupid idea^^

Last edited by panuh (2009-12-02 21:21:29)

GraveyardPC · 2009-12-02 21:29:24

#define PROBABILITY_THIS_WILL_BECOME_SKYNET 100

And, I'm off to bed.

murffatksig · 2009-12-02 21:32:10

GraveyardPC wrote:

#define PROBABILITY_THIS_WILL_BECOME_SKYNET 100

And, I'm off to bed.

I'm assuming you wanted this in the header file.

GraveyardPC · 2009-12-02 21:36:04

murffatksig wrote:

I'm assuming you wanted this in the header file.

Yeah, sorry. And now, I'm actually off to bed.

Trent · 2009-12-02 22:01:55

We already started a prototype for main(), but commented it by accident. So, here goes:

int main(int argc, char *argv[])

To be placed in the primary file.

Edit: Suggest that all text be assumed to go in the main file unless explicitly stated otherwise.

Last edited by Trent (2009-12-03 04:31:06)

basov · 2009-12-02 22:39:34

may need an opening

PirateJonno · 2009-12-03 11:25:35

muahahahahah

return 0;

but seriously, put this in frankencode.c:

int c = getchar();

badboy · 2009-12-03 11:31:41

if (c == 10) {

Last edited by badboy (2009-12-03 11:31:50)

Lexion · 2009-12-03 12:22:30

    printf("error: god dammit say something!\n");

EDIT: syntax error

Last edited by Lexion (2009-12-03 12:22:49)

GraveyardPC · 2009-12-03 12:34:30

frankencode.c

} else { putchar(c); }

Last edited by GraveyardPC (2009-12-03 12:35:35)

Cerebral · 2009-12-03 13:06:51

frankencode.c

if (c % 100 <= PROBABILITY_THIS_WILL_BECOME_SKYNET) {

rine · 2009-12-03 15:36:36

FILE *f = fopen("/tmp/doom", "w");

Last edited by rine (2009-12-03 15:36:57)

murffatksig · 2009-12-03 15:41:07

Oh the suspense, I feel like I'm watching the terminator movie 1 minute at a time in code.

fsckd · 2009-12-03 16:18:28

In frankencode.c:

fprintf(f,"#if 0 /* Magic self-executing C source code.  Run 'sh doom'");

Edit: removed hello.c
Edit 2: *sigh*

Last edited by fsckd (2009-12-03 16:31:34)

murffatksig · 2009-12-03 16:25:10

Take note of the open comment in the previous line, someone needs to solve that.

Edit:
Removed hello.c reference.

Last edited by murffatksig (2009-12-03 16:32:57)

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