ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

jlvsimoes · 2004-06-22 19:30:34

http://routty.dhis.org/pkgs/feitos/vpenis/ here is the pkgbuild
and here is the screanshot
http://routty.dhis.org/fotos/?album=%2F … riginal&ot

standsolid · 2004-06-22 21:01:57

jlvsimoes wrote:

http://routty.dhis.org/pkgs/feitos/vpenis/ here is the pkgbuild
and here is the screanshot
http://routty.dhis.org/fotos/?album=%2F … riginal&ot

but.... how does it know?

famavolat · 2004-06-22 21:11:20

standsolid wrote:

but.... how does it know?

echo `uptime | grep days | sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; 
cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep '^cpu MHz' | awk '{print $4"/30 +";}'; 
free | grep '^Mem' | awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; 
df -P -k -x nfs | grep -v 1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'` |bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1/'

Looks like it takes the uptime, cpu mhz, mem size and disk size?
And does something with them!
I don't know sed and awk that well.

standsolid · 2004-06-22 22:00:11

famavolat wrote:

standsolid wrote:
but.... how does it know?
echo `uptime | grep days | sed 's/.*up $[0-9]*$ day.*/\1\/10+/'; 
cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep '^cpu MHz' | awk '{print $4"/30 +";}'; 
free | grep '^Mem' | awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; 
df -P -k -x nfs | grep -v 1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'` |bc|sed 's/$.$$/.\1/'
Looks like it takes the uptime, cpu mhz, mem size and disk size?
And does something with them!
I don't know sed and awk that well.

ahhh, with the command "bc" it does math of some kind. add/subtract. etc. funny script

kakabaratruskia · 2004-06-22 23:44:16

you should probably add "bc" as a depenicy cause it doesn't work without it.

PS: My virtual penis is long of 56.7 centimeters.

jlvsimoes · 2004-06-22 23:47:13

online vpenis
wget -qO- linuxfi.org/vpenis.sh|sh

jlvsimoes · 2004-06-22 23:55:23

vpenis-1-2.pkg.tar.gz released
with comand line interface vpenis.pl

http://routty.dhis.org/pkgs/feitos/vpenis/

jlvsimoes · 2004-06-23 00:14:06

kakabaratruskia
57 uuuuuuu f3ar
im going to buy adamantium underware you never now ...
ps:added bc as dependency

kleptophobiac · 2004-07-09 23:49:57

Damn, my [work] file server's vpenis is only 20.3....

jlvsimoes · 2004-07-10 01:15:31

its life be happy with it

kleptophobiac · 2005-04-03 20:56:09

Heh, this is an old thread, but I think it might be fun again with a new link:

http://dev.gentoo.org/~vapier/vpenis

Gullible Jones · 2005-04-04 01:00:43

And how should female users interpret the results?

miqorz · 2005-04-04 01:02:17

It's a VIRTUAL penis. o.o

Arch Linux

#1 2004-06-22 19:30:34

ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

#2 2004-06-22 21:01:57

Re: ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

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Re: ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

#4 2004-06-22 22:00:11

Re: ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

#5 2004-06-22 23:44:16

Re: ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

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Re: ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

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Re: ever wanted to mesure you vpenis on archlinux now you can :P

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