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crisnoh

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From: Baghdad, Iraq

Registered: 2008-04-22

Posts: 67

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Get ready to laugh.

This site had me cracking up and fuming at the same time.  Especially item 8:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12 … .2147.html

ozar

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From: USA

Registered: 2005-02-18

Posts: 1,680

Re: Get ready to laugh.

Yep, have seen it before.  That article has been floating around on the web for almost 7 years now.

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LTSmash

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From: Aguascalientes - Mexico

Registered: 2008-01-02

Posts: 348

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

xDDDDDDDD

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moljac024

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From: Serbia

Registered: 2008-01-29

Posts: 2,675

Re: Get ready to laugh.

The man is right about Lunix you know....damn you Torovoltos!

Last edited by moljac024 (2008-05-19 00:15:15)

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bones

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From: Brisbane

Registered: 2006-03-24

Posts: 321

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

I knew something was missing in my life, Just need to go out and buy a pacifier to hang around my neck and then I'll be complete.
Seriously, If it's a joke it's funny but the sad truth is some people will believe it. And if the guy is real then somebody needs to get his kids the hell away from him before they end up as screwed up as he is.

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fukawi2

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From: .vic.au

Registered: 2007-09-28

Posts: 4,705

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

Seriously, If it's a joke it's funny but the sad truth is some people will believe it. And if the guy is real then somebody needs to get his kids the hell away from him before they end up as screwed up as he is.

Marginally amusing... But yes, there are people who will read that and believe it

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kakabaratruskia

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From: Santiago, Chile

Registered: 2003-08-24

Posts: 596

Re: Get ready to laugh.

Hey, my aunt is like that!!... I bet she would say the guy is too relaxed... maybe that he should burn the computer or something.

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kakabaratruskia

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From: Santiago, Chile

Registered: 2003-08-24

Posts: 596

Re: Get ready to laugh.

Also check this out:

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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And where were all the sportsmen who always pulled you though?
They're all resting down in Cornwall
writing up their memoirs for a paper-back edition
of the Boy Scout Manual.

tigrmesh

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From: Florida, US

Registered: 2007-12-11

Posts: 792

Re: Get ready to laugh.

Also check this out:

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I guess only hackers visit espn.com...   

freakcode

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From: São Paulo - Brazil

Registered: 2007-11-03

Posts: 410

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

My favourite quote:

6. Does your son use Quake (I love how the word "use" appears here, like in "drug user" or like that) ?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers (virtual reality? niiiiice). It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms (buy myself a Railgun). Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using (again the word "use") Quake, you should make him understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

CuleX

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Registered: 2007-09-15

Posts: 107

Re: Get ready to laugh.

That's too much for me! THAT IS what i'm calling noob!

blu3ness

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From: Edmonton, Canada

Registered: 2007-12-28

Posts: 169

Re: Get ready to laugh.

I sincerely hope the author is being satirical ... Otherwise, god forbid he'll be condemned as the greatest retard of all times.

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jb

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From: 95% FL / 5% MI

Registered: 2006-06-22

Posts: 464

Re: Get ready to laugh.

Lies, all lies.

I mean, I used the Quake softwares and I've only allegedly shot 7 people... allegedly!

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z0phi3l

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From: Waterbury CT

Registered: 2007-11-26

Posts: 276

Re: Get ready to laugh.

This has been around for close to 10 years now, and still hilarious to read

Ghost1227

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From: Omaha, NE, USA

Registered: 2008-04-21

Posts: 1,418

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

Haven't seen that one in a few years, still funny though. Read this one yet?

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Barrucadu

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From: Hull, England

Registered: 2008-03-30

Posts: 1,157

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

Haven't seen that one in a few years, still funny though. Read this one yet?

Oh. My. God. That site is brilliant!

I never knew that the only operating systems were Windows and Mac - clearly all of us "Linux" users are decieved into using some weird form of skinned XP. And of course the wallpaper you use is integral to your hacking abilities, how could it be otherwise!?
Excuse me, I'm off to go and overload a few servers and steal their IP with ping, while picking a good wallpaper.

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Ghost1227

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From: Omaha, NE, USA

Registered: 2008-04-21

Posts: 1,418

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

LOL that's exactly the response I had. That site, however, IS a joke. Read

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foxbunny

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From: Serbia

Registered: 2006-10-31

Posts: 759

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Re: Get ready to laugh.

Oh, shit! Look at all those comments on the site. How stupid can one get, really!

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