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#1 2009-05-26 05:37:41

sideside
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SSH banner

well it's monday night and im bored as hell so I changed my SSH welcome message, I find it quite striking!


dzz7e9.png

If you would like a equally striking welcome message; nano /etc/issue  and C&P:


   _____                .__      .____    .__                     
  /  _  \_______   ____ |  |__   |    |   |__| ____  __ _____  ___
 /  /_\  \_  __ \_/ ___\|  |  \  |    |   |  |/    \|  |  \  \/  /
/    |    \  | \/\  \___|   Y  \ |    |___|  |   |  \  |  />    < 
\____|__  /__|    \___  >___|  / |_______ \__|___|  /____//__/\_ \
        \/            \/     \/          \/       \/            \/
           Tacos and Conky Configs? Yeah, we got those.

Yeah, I'm bored.

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#2 2009-05-26 15:41:01

cactus
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Re: SSH banner

This could be the best thing I have seen on this forum in years.
/me holds up his coffee mug with the same slogan.

Last edited by cactus (2009-05-26 15:41:48)

"Be conservative in what you send; be liberal in what you accept." -- Postel's Law
"tacos" -- Cactus' Law
"t̥͍͎̪̪͗a̴̻̩͈͚ͨc̠o̩̙͈ͫͅs͙͎̙͊ ͔͇̫̜t͎̳̀a̜̞̗ͩc̗͍͚o̲̯̿s̖̣̤̙͌ ̖̜̈ț̰̫͓ạ̪͖̳c̲͎͕̰̯̃̈o͉ͅs̪ͪ ̜̻̖̜͕" -- -̖͚̫̙̓-̺̠͇ͤ̃ ̜̪̜ͯZ͔̗̭̞ͪA̝͈̙͖̩L͉̠̺͓G̙̞̦͖O̳̗͍

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#3 2009-05-26 16:06:58

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Re: SSH banner

To add to this thread -- my more boring MOTD
shotlo0.png
You can find it in the /etc/issue thread here: http://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php? … 73#p421473

Edit: uberfail on that link.  Fixed.

Last edited by rson451 (2009-05-27 19:57:26)

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#4 2009-05-28 11:29:06

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Re: SSH banner

thanks guys big_smile

btw is it just me or is that fellow cactus really obssesed with tacos in general lol:P

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#5 2009-05-28 11:57:02

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Re: SSH banner

greenfish wrote:

btw is it just me or is that fellow cactus really obssesed with tacos in general lol:P

You must be new here smile

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#6 2009-05-29 00:05:36

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Re: SSH banner

greenfish wrote:

btw is it just me or is that fellow cactus really obssesed with tacos in general lol:P

Taco's are full of win. So is Cheese. I like Cheese.

Are you familiar with our Forum Rules, and How To Ask Questions The Smart Way?

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#7 2009-05-30 13:21:39

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Re: SSH banner

nice. will be changing my ssh banner & issue now!

Figured I'd share mine before it goes to the great issue in the sky wink

[mike@TOMATO ~]$ cat /etc/issue
                __                             ___            _aaaa
               d8888aa,_                    a8888888a   __a88888888b
              d8P   `Y88ba.                a8P'~~~~Y88a888P""~~~~Y88b
             d8P      ~"Y88a____aaaaa_____a8P        888          Y88
            d8P          ~Y88"8~~~~~~~88888P          88g          88
           d8P                           88      ____ _88y__       88b
           88                           a88    _a88~8888"8M88a_____888
           88                           88P    88  a8"'     `888888888b_
          a8P                           88     88 a88         88b     Y8,
           8b                           88      8888P         388      88b
          a88a                          Y8b       88L         8888.    88P
         a8P                             Y8_     _888       _a8P 88   a88
        _8P                               ~Y88a888~888g_   a888yg8'  a88'
        88                                   ~~~~    ~""8888        a88P
       d8'                                                Y8,      888L
       8E                                                  88a___a8"888
      d8P                                                   ~Y888"   88L
      88                                                      ~~      88
      88                                                              88
      88                                                              88b
  ____88a_.      a8a                                                __881
88""P~888        888b                                 __          8888888888
      888        888P                                d88b             88
     _888ba       ~            aaaa.                 8888            d8P
 a888~"Y88                    888888                 "8P          8aa888_
        Y8b                   Y888P"                                88""888a
        _88g8                  ~~~                                 a88    ~~
    __a8"888_                                                  a_ a88
   88"'    "88g                                                 "888g_
   ~         `88a_                                            _a88'"Y88gg,
                "888aa_.                                   _a88"'      ~88
                   ~~""8888aaa______                ____a888P'
                           ~~""""""888888888888888888""~~~
                                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~


   **********   *******   ****     ****     **     **********   *******  
  /////**///   **/////** /**/**   **/**    ****   /////**///   **/////** 
      /**     **     //**/**//** ** /**   **//**      /**     **     //**
      /**    /**      /**/** //***  /**  **  //**     /**    /**      /**
      /**    /**      /**/**  //*   /** **********    /**    /**      /**
      /**    //**     ** /**   /    /**/**//////**    /**    //**     ** 
      /**     //*******  /**        /**/**     /**    /**     //*******  
      //       ///////   //         // //      //     //       ///////  

        Arch Linux (Core Dump)  \r  (\n) (\l)


    * THIS IS A PRIVATE SYSTEM FOR AUTHORIZED USERS ONLY! *

    It is a CRIMINAL OFFENCE to attempt to gain access to
    systems to which you do not have permission.
    FULL LEGAL AND UNLIMITED CIVIL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN
    AGAINST ANY AND ALL UNAUTHORIZED PERSON(S)
    All activity on these systems and network are logged

Workstation: Core i7 2600k | Asus PBZ68-V/GEN3 | 8GB DDR3-2000 | Gainward GLH GTX570 | Velociraptor 300 | AntecSS 850W | Essence ST | Corsair 800D | Win7x64 Pro/Arch LinuxX64
Server: 2x Six-Core AMD Opteron Processor 8439 SE, 64GB DDR2 ECC, Tyan S2932-SI, Areca ARC-1230 Raid, PCP&C 1Kw PSU, LSi FusionMPT Ultra320 SCSI/Tandberg LTO4 Autoloader
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#8 2009-06-09 17:34:52

greenfish
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Re: SSH banner

2009-06-09-193203_1600x900_scrot.png

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#9 2009-06-09 18:29:50

Lexion
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Re: SSH banner

What is it with Arch Linux and Mexican food?

Is there a cowsay -f taco?  There should be...

urxvtc / wmii / zsh / configs / onebluecat.net
Arch will not hold your hand

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#10 2009-09-01 13:12:36

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Re: SSH banner

Lexion wrote:

What is it with Arch Linux and Mexican food?

Is there a cowsay -f taco?  There should be...

Haven't you noticed all arch users have really bad cases of flatulence ?

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#11 2009-09-01 22:32:51

sand_man
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Re: SSH banner

/me farts

neutral

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#12 2009-09-05 10:51:56

Babets
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Re: SSH banner

Why this banner is not displayed correctly? I obtained:

  _____                .__      .____    .__                     
  /  _  \\_______   ____ |  |__   |    |   |__| ____  __ _____  ___
 /  /_\\  \\_  __ \\_/ ___\\|  |  \\  |    |   |  |/    \\|  |  \\  \\/  /
/    |    \\  | \\/\\  \\___|   Y  \\ |    |___|  |   |  \\  |  />    < 
\\____|__  /__|    \\___  >___|  / |_______ \\__|___|  /____//__/\\_ \\
        \\/            \\/     \\/          \\/       \\/            \\/
           Tacos and Conky Configs? Yeah, we got those.

Last edited by Babets (2009-09-05 10:52:15)

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#13 2009-09-13 00:21:40

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Re: SSH banner

Babets wrote:

Why this banner is not displayed correctly? I obtained:

It looks like all the backslashes were escaped. Is that not necessary in an issue?

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#14 2009-09-14 10:26:23

greenfish
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Re: SSH banner

morecowbell wrote:
Babets wrote:

Why this banner is not displayed correctly? I obtained:

It looks like all the backslashes were escaped. Is that not necessary in an issue?

I'm having the same issue, all my old /etc/issue doesn't work anymore with recent openssh, as in they aren't displayed properly.

See this thread: http://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?id=62142

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#15 2009-09-14 22:04:01

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Re: SSH banner

DrMikeDuke wrote:

(a very scary motd)

Really awesome.. I merged it with the previous ascii art I was using, and had some buddies translate the warning for me to scare off skiddies/curious people.

                               * THIS IS A PRIVATE SYSTEM FOR AUTHORIZED USERS ONLY! * 
               +               
               A                It is a CRIMINAL OFFENSE to attempt to gain access to
              RCH               systems to which you do not have permission.
             ARCHA              FULL LEGAL AND UNLIMITED CIVIL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN
             RCHARC             AGAINST ANY AND ALL UNAUTHORIZED PERSON(S)
            ; HARCH;            All activity on these systems and network are logged
           +AR.CHARC            
          +HARCHARCHA           这是一个私人系统授权的用户只！
         RCHARCHARCHAR;         这是一个犯罪行为试图进入系统，您没有权限访问。
        CHARCHARCHARCHA+        充分的法律和无限的民事诉讼将会采取任何及所有未经授权的用户。
       RCHARCH   ARCHARC        这个系统上的所有活动都会被记录。
     .HARCHA;     ;RCH;`\".     
    .ARCHARC;     ;HARCH.       Это частная система, только авторизованным пользователям!
    ARCHARCHA.   .RCHARCHA`     Это уголовное преступление, чтобы пытаться получить 
   RCHARC'           'HARCHA    доступ к системам, в которых у вас нет разрешения.
  ;RCHA                 RCHA;   Полное юридическое и неограниченной гражданской 
  RC'                     'HA   будут приняты меры против любых посторонних лиц.
 R'                         `C  
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