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#1 2005-06-27 17:42:08

Moo-Crumpus
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From: Hessen / Germany
Registered: 2003-12-01
Posts: 1,444

Easy Newbie-Firewall

Wanna feel secured without reading a lot of manpages and hassle with configurations?

Here you are:

#!/bin/bash
echo -n Starting firewall.
while true; do
  sleep 1
  echo -n .
  if [ $(($RANDOM%13)) -eq 2 ]; then
     break;
  fi
  done
  echo
  echo Your system is now secure!
while true; do
  sleep $(($RANDOM%53))
  echo "Blocked attack from host $(($RANDOM%256)).$(($RANDOM%256)).$(($RANDOM%256)).$(($RANDOM%255+1)) on port $(($RANDOM%65535+1))!!!"
done
exit 0

Seems that someone has stolen the sourcecode of the windows firewall.  lol


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#2 2005-06-27 20:32:09

CyberTron
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From: Gotland ,Sweden
Registered: 2005-03-17
Posts: 645
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Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

*laughing*

good one pink big_smile


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#3 2005-06-27 22:42:55

cactus
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From: t͈̫̹ͨa͖͕͎̱͈ͨ͆ć̥̖̝o̫̫̼s͈̭̱̞͍̃!̰
Registered: 2004-05-25
Posts: 4,615
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Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

w00t! My system is secure!!


"Be conservative in what you send; be liberal in what you accept." -- Postel's Law
"tacos" -- Cactus' Law
"t̥͍͎̪̪͗a̴̻̩͈͚ͨc̠o̩̙͈ͫͅs͙͎̙͊ ͔͇̫̜t͎̳̀a̜̞̗ͩc̗͍͚o̲̯̿s̖̣̤̙͌ ̖̜̈ț̰̫͓ạ̪͖̳c̲͎͕̰̯̃̈o͉ͅs̪ͪ ̜̻̖̜͕" -- -̖͚̫̙̓-̺̠͇ͤ̃ ̜̪̜ͯZ͔̗̭̞ͪA̝͈̙͖̩L͉̠̺͓G̙̞̦͖O̳̗͍

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#4 2005-06-27 23:24:22

Gullible Jones
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Registered: 2004-12-29
Posts: 4,863

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

Dude, Microsoft is going to sue you for that... lol

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#5 2005-06-28 03:16:14

T-Dawg
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From: Wilmington, NC
Registered: 2005-01-29
Posts: 2,734

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

so that's what random is used for! lol

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#6 2005-07-03 19:52:10

dryhte
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Registered: 2005-06-29
Posts: 34

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

great wink

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#7 2005-07-03 20:16:57

Danny
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From: Croatia
Registered: 2005-06-05
Posts: 64
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Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

*quickly shows it to all friends*

wink  lol


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#8 2005-07-03 20:18:11

jellywerker
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From: Sunny Seattle
Registered: 2005-04-04
Posts: 286

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

what! it was a joke! I used that as my sole system protection software since you posted it! big_smile tongue j/k

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