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Moo-Crumpus

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From: Hessen / Germany

Registered: 2003-12-01

Posts: 1,489

Easy Newbie-Firewall

Wanna feel secured without reading a lot of manpages and hassle with configurations?

Here you are:

#!/bin/bash
echo -n Starting firewall.
while true; do
  sleep 1
  echo -n .
  if [ $(($RANDOM%13)) -eq 2 ]; then
     break;
  fi
  done
  echo
  echo Your system is now secure!
while true; do
  sleep $(($RANDOM%53))
  echo "Blocked attack from host $(($RANDOM%256)).$(($RANDOM%256)).$(($RANDOM%256)).$(($RANDOM%255+1)) on port $(($RANDOM%65535+1))!!!"
done
exit 0

Seems that someone has stolen the sourcecode of the windows firewall. 

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CyberTron

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From: Gotland ,Sweden

Registered: 2005-03-17

Posts: 645

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Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

*laughing*

good one pink

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cactus

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From: t͈̫̹ͨa͖͕͎̱͈ͨ͆ć̥̖̝o̫̫̼s͈̭̱̞͍̃!̰

Registered: 2004-05-25

Posts: 4,622

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Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

w00t! My system is secure!!

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Gullible Jones

Member

Registered: 2004-12-29

Posts: 4,863

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

Dude, Microsoft is going to sue you for that...

T-Dawg

Forum Fellow

From: Charlotte, NC

Registered: 2005-01-29

Posts: 2,736

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

so that's what random is used for!

dryhte

Member

Registered: 2005-06-29

Posts: 34

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

great

Danny

Member

From: Croatia

Registered: 2005-06-05

Posts: 64

Website

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

*quickly shows it to all friends*

 

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jellywerker

Member

From: Sunny Seattle

Registered: 2005-04-04

Posts: 286

Re: Easy Newbie-Firewall

what! it was a joke! I used that as my sole system protection software since you posted it! j/k